Jokes..

SOME JOKES FOR U GUYZ..

1) Malaysian Jokes

THE GENIE

A drunkard jobless Indian stumbled onto a lamp. He rubbed on it and amagical genie Singh with a turban appeared and said"I grant you two wishes, Macha.."

The Indian thought for a while and said "OK, I want to be rich like a Chinaman!Poof! When the smoke disappeared, the Indian was smartly dressed, hairjelled and combed back like Chow Yuen Fatt complete with handphone in hand.

As he walked towards his brand new shiny Mercedes, he noticed his own reflection.

Not only was he smartly dressed, he was also much fairer in complexion.The shocked Indian angrily summoned the genie and complained "Are youdeaf or what? I said I wanted to be rich like a Chinaman, not become a Chinaman!"

I don't want to be a Chinaman because they cheat, lie and con their way to become rich..."

The genie reminded him that he's entitled to one more wish "What do you want then, Muthu?"To which Muthu quickly replied "I just want to be rich and I don't want to work!"

Poof! He was transformed into a Bumiputra...


WHEN YOU DRIVE A PROTON SAGA .....................
What's the first thing that come to your mind when you see a Chinese man driving a BMW?A pimp.

What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a Malay man driving a BMW?Ahmad.

What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see an Indian man driving a BMW? A car jockey.

What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a Bhai driving a BMW?A car repossessor.

2) Joke on Singapore

Once during the gulf war, the President of USA, and the Prime Ministers ofUK and Singapore were travelling on a warship that was cruising near S.Arabia.

The 3 were talking about how brave their soldiers were; their discussionsoon turned into an argument where each wanted to prove the bravery of their own soldiers.

The Pres. of USA said, "let me show u what is guts", where upon he calledhis Colonel and said "Jump into the sea and swim 3 rounds around this ship!". The Colonel replied "Anything for Uncle Sam, Sir", jumped into the shark infested sea and swam 3 rounds around the ship, with the sharkschasing him like mad! After the successful 3 rounds, the Colonel cameup to the deck and said, "I did it for Uncle Sam ,Mr. President!".The proud US President replied "That's what I call guts!".

The Prime Minister of UK was pissed. He had to show. He called his 3-star General and said "General, jump into the sea and swim 10 roundsaround This ship!". The General replied "Anything for the Queen, Sir", jumped intothe shark infested sea and swam 10 rounds around the ship, with the sharkschasing him like gila!(lunatic). After the successful 10 rounds the 3-star General came up to the deck and said, "Long Live the Queen!".The proud UK PM replied "That's what I call guts!"

The Prime Minister of Singapore cannot tahan. He had to show that hissoldiers have it too. He called one of his Private, Ah Beng and said"Soldier, jump into the sea and swim 50 rounds around this ship!".The Private replied "Oi, you siao(crazy) izzit? I juz bought my condoand I am paying through my nose. Now, U want me to jumpand die? If u want to Hao lian (show off), you jump into the sea yourself! @#*&%F!..........The Singapore PM grinned and said "Now,that's what I call guts!"