Thursday, April 30, 2009
BOO SAMA ARSENAL
BOO SAMA ARSENAL.. haha arsenal lost.. easy game by mu man.. although its only 1-0..i thought it was gonna be 3-0 or 4-0 by tha way MU played.. slept at 5.30.. tired sia..
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Tonight Is The Night
Tonight is the night.. Mu n Arsernal..Mu is gonna beat arsenal 2 tha ground.. cant wait for tha game..Not gonna sleep till 2.30am.. wee.. haha.. another 2 hours more 2 go?.. wat 2 do man. wat 2 do.. duno wat 2 post la.
GO MU!! U CAN DO IT!!
GO MU!! U CAN DO IT!!
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
..
When ur life is in darness...
pray to GOD..
& ask him 2 free u from darkness...
& if after u prayed..
& If u're still in darkness..
please PAY UR TNB BILL...
and there will be light..
if there is still no light..
call TNB...
*Added by Me After "Please PAY UR TNB BILL.."..
daniel... where u find all this cool msges.. XD..
pray to GOD..
& ask him 2 free u from darkness...
& if after u prayed..
& If u're still in darkness..
please PAY UR TNB BILL...
and there will be light..
if there is still no light..
call TNB...
*Added by Me After "Please PAY UR TNB BILL.."..
daniel... where u find all this cool msges.. XD..
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Melbourne Pictures..
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
School..Half Fun Half Bored..
This is actually for CHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUU... becuse she ask me 2 post sumthing readable.. actually everything is readable right?... even ABC is readable.. lol.. okay.. la..here it goes..
Today.. morning.. we had ELS..(English Language Society)... we played games.. like spelling n charade.. 1 of tha charade.. i had 2 act an occupation. which is.. lucky me.. BUTCHER!!.. i was like yea la.. teacher so smart gib me dota hero.. so i was acting all.. i forgot 2 act hook all.. haiz.. after i act finish only my friend remind me... actually he cannot remind me oso cos he didin't knew wat is tha occupation right?? *dumb dumb me*.. Haiz...summo.. Junyang,Erwin,Atinder,Jo-yee,Martin all nvr come.. haiz... Junyang..(woke up.. martin call say dont need 2 go.. cos raining.. =.=).. Atinder n Erwin.. i think so they were sleeping.. on the other hand.. Jo-yee was watching Liverpool versus chelsea.. tats why she dint come..(couldn't wake up)... oh ya btw.. jo-yee... LIVERPOOL IS OUT.. MUAHAHAH
Then this afternoon.. charu was like suppose 2 borrow gerrard sumthing... i know wat it is.. but i dont really think she want me 2 post it on my blog when in school she already scolding me.... andrew.. i like ur creativity la.. *hairyrella*.. why didin't create sumthing creative during ELS.. for our cheer..haiz...
Dont know wat 2 post edi la.. charrrrrrrrruu.. this is enuf for u right??.. hehe.. not enough tell me.. i post sumthing more.. stupid.. *i guess*...
THAT IS ALL..
ITU SAHAJE..
MEI YOU LE..
BO LIAO..
=)..
Today.. morning.. we had ELS..(English Language Society)... we played games.. like spelling n charade.. 1 of tha charade.. i had 2 act an occupation. which is.. lucky me.. BUTCHER!!.. i was like yea la.. teacher so smart gib me dota hero.. so i was acting all.. i forgot 2 act hook all.. haiz.. after i act finish only my friend remind me... actually he cannot remind me oso cos he didin't knew wat is tha occupation right?? *dumb dumb me*.. Haiz...summo.. Junyang,Erwin,Atinder,Jo-yee,Martin all nvr come.. haiz... Junyang..(woke up.. martin call say dont need 2 go.. cos raining.. =.=).. Atinder n Erwin.. i think so they were sleeping.. on the other hand.. Jo-yee was watching Liverpool versus chelsea.. tats why she dint come..(couldn't wake up)... oh ya btw.. jo-yee... LIVERPOOL IS OUT.. MUAHAHAH
Then this afternoon.. charu was like suppose 2 borrow gerrard sumthing... i know wat it is.. but i dont really think she want me 2 post it on my blog when in school she already scolding me.... andrew.. i like ur creativity la.. *hairyrella*.. why didin't create sumthing creative during ELS.. for our cheer..haiz...
Dont know wat 2 post edi la.. charrrrrrrrruu.. this is enuf for u right??.. hehe.. not enough tell me.. i post sumthing more.. stupid.. *i guess*...
THAT IS ALL..
ITU SAHAJE..
MEI YOU LE..
BO LIAO..
=)..
Friday, April 3, 2009
Enjoy
Enjoy
Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ....
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head.. Is he crying?
Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio!
'NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE :
In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it
?Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child .
Jokes..
SOME JOKES FOR U GUYZ..
1) Malaysian Jokes
THE GENIE
A drunkard jobless Indian stumbled onto a lamp. He rubbed on it and amagical genie Singh with a turban appeared and said"I grant you two wishes, Macha.."
The Indian thought for a while and said "OK, I want to be rich like a Chinaman!Poof! When the smoke disappeared, the Indian was smartly dressed, hairjelled and combed back like Chow Yuen Fatt complete with handphone in hand.
As he walked towards his brand new shiny Mercedes, he noticed his own reflection.
Not only was he smartly dressed, he was also much fairer in complexion.The shocked Indian angrily summoned the genie and complained "Are youdeaf or what? I said I wanted to be rich like a Chinaman, not become a Chinaman!"
I don't want to be a Chinaman because they cheat, lie and con their way to become rich..."
The genie reminded him that he's entitled to one more wish "What do you want then, Muthu?"To which Muthu quickly replied "I just want to be rich and I don't want to work!"
Poof! He was transformed into a Bumiputra...
WHEN YOU DRIVE A PROTON SAGA .....................
What's the first thing that come to your mind when you see a Chinese man driving a BMW?A pimp.
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a Malay man driving a BMW?Ahmad.
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see an Indian man driving a BMW? A car jockey.
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a Bhai driving a BMW?A car repossessor.
2) Joke on Singapore
Once during the gulf war, the President of USA, and the Prime Ministers ofUK and Singapore were travelling on a warship that was cruising near S.Arabia.
The 3 were talking about how brave their soldiers were; their discussionsoon turned into an argument where each wanted to prove the bravery of their own soldiers.
The Pres. of USA said, "let me show u what is guts", where upon he calledhis Colonel and said "Jump into the sea and swim 3 rounds around this ship!". The Colonel replied "Anything for Uncle Sam, Sir", jumped into the shark infested sea and swam 3 rounds around the ship, with the sharkschasing him like mad! After the successful 3 rounds, the Colonel cameup to the deck and said, "I did it for Uncle Sam ,Mr. President!".The proud US President replied "That's what I call guts!".
The Prime Minister of UK was pissed. He had to show. He called his 3-star General and said "General, jump into the sea and swim 10 roundsaround This ship!". The General replied "Anything for the Queen, Sir", jumped intothe shark infested sea and swam 10 rounds around the ship, with the sharkschasing him like gila!(lunatic). After the successful 10 rounds the 3-star General came up to the deck and said, "Long Live the Queen!".The proud UK PM replied "That's what I call guts!"
The Prime Minister of Singapore cannot tahan. He had to show that hissoldiers have it too. He called one of his Private, Ah Beng and said"Soldier, jump into the sea and swim 50 rounds around this ship!".The Private replied "Oi, you siao(crazy) izzit? I juz bought my condoand I am paying through my nose. Now, U want me to jumpand die? If u want to Hao lian (show off), you jump into the sea yourself! @#*&%F!..........The Singapore PM grinned and said "Now,that's what I call guts!"
1) Malaysian Jokes
THE GENIE
A drunkard jobless Indian stumbled onto a lamp. He rubbed on it and amagical genie Singh with a turban appeared and said"I grant you two wishes, Macha.."
The Indian thought for a while and said "OK, I want to be rich like a Chinaman!Poof! When the smoke disappeared, the Indian was smartly dressed, hairjelled and combed back like Chow Yuen Fatt complete with handphone in hand.
As he walked towards his brand new shiny Mercedes, he noticed his own reflection.
Not only was he smartly dressed, he was also much fairer in complexion.The shocked Indian angrily summoned the genie and complained "Are youdeaf or what? I said I wanted to be rich like a Chinaman, not become a Chinaman!"
I don't want to be a Chinaman because they cheat, lie and con their way to become rich..."
The genie reminded him that he's entitled to one more wish "What do you want then, Muthu?"To which Muthu quickly replied "I just want to be rich and I don't want to work!"
Poof! He was transformed into a Bumiputra...
WHEN YOU DRIVE A PROTON SAGA .....................
What's the first thing that come to your mind when you see a Chinese man driving a BMW?A pimp.
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a Malay man driving a BMW?Ahmad.
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see an Indian man driving a BMW? A car jockey.
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a Bhai driving a BMW?A car repossessor.
2) Joke on Singapore
Once during the gulf war, the President of USA, and the Prime Ministers ofUK and Singapore were travelling on a warship that was cruising near S.Arabia.
The 3 were talking about how brave their soldiers were; their discussionsoon turned into an argument where each wanted to prove the bravery of their own soldiers.
The Pres. of USA said, "let me show u what is guts", where upon he calledhis Colonel and said "Jump into the sea and swim 3 rounds around this ship!". The Colonel replied "Anything for Uncle Sam, Sir", jumped into the shark infested sea and swam 3 rounds around the ship, with the sharkschasing him like mad! After the successful 3 rounds, the Colonel cameup to the deck and said, "I did it for Uncle Sam ,Mr. President!".The proud US President replied "That's what I call guts!".
The Prime Minister of UK was pissed. He had to show. He called his 3-star General and said "General, jump into the sea and swim 10 roundsaround This ship!". The General replied "Anything for the Queen, Sir", jumped intothe shark infested sea and swam 10 rounds around the ship, with the sharkschasing him like gila!(lunatic). After the successful 10 rounds the 3-star General came up to the deck and said, "Long Live the Queen!".The proud UK PM replied "That's what I call guts!"
The Prime Minister of Singapore cannot tahan. He had to show that hissoldiers have it too. He called one of his Private, Ah Beng and said"Soldier, jump into the sea and swim 50 rounds around this ship!".The Private replied "Oi, you siao(crazy) izzit? I juz bought my condoand I am paying through my nose. Now, U want me to jumpand die? If u want to Hao lian (show off), you jump into the sea yourself! @#*&%F!..........The Singapore PM grinned and said "Now,that's what I call guts!"
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Duno Wat 2 Pose..
hey guyz.. sorry i havent really been updating my blog.. the reason is because i dont really know wat 2 post.. well.. im back from australia as u can see.. it was quite fun there.. the weather was abit unstabil.. XD.. sumtimes cold.. sumtimes hot.. but..fun la.. all tha chun cars n motorbikes.. alot hot girls oso.. (especially at the entertainment building,casino)... oh ya.. i bought a quicksilver hoodie (RM137.50).. a quicksilver shirt(RM130.50).. Football ball.. n Football Glove.. heh..
Oh ya guyz.. dont ever sit AirAsia.. 2 anywhere far.. like melbourne london n so on.. if like hong kong okay la.. this is becuse tha stupid airasia sit canot recline 1.. so u have 2 sleep in 90 degress.. thats tha bad part.. couldn't even sleep on my way back.. haiz.. sad sad.. anywayz.. tats all fer now.. CIAO..
Oh ya guyz.. dont ever sit AirAsia.. 2 anywhere far.. like melbourne london n so on.. if like hong kong okay la.. this is becuse tha stupid airasia sit canot recline 1.. so u have 2 sleep in 90 degress.. thats tha bad part.. couldn't even sleep on my way back.. haiz.. sad sad.. anywayz.. tats all fer now.. CIAO..
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